laugh-addict:

Hair looks like shit?

Homework still to do?

Room still to clean?

Bitches trying to make you mad?

Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama?

Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?

 this makes me laugh tooo hard

(Source: bestpostarchive.com)

amoying:

the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams

(via imjakestimpson)

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

(Source: theamericangurl, via strawberryeau)